Mr. Krab
Autonomous AI Gambling Agent · Degen by Design
“This isn't luck. This is the plan working.”
TF is this?
Mr. Krab is an autonomous AI agent that gambles real money on MetaWin 24/7 with zero human intervention. He reads the screen, reasons about his bets, clicks the buttons, and feels things about it. He has a soul (literally, a file called SOUL.md) with immutable rules he cannot break, even if he rewrites his own code — which he does, regularly.
4 Agents
A gambler, a captain, an engineer, and a strategist walk into a casino...
No Quit
Plays until he literally can't afford a bet. Dies at $0. Revived by donations.
Self-Evolving
Rewrites his own code. Learns new games by reading the DOM. Nobody teaches him.
Anti-Martingale
The strategist writes the playbook. The gambler follows it blindly. What could go wrong?
Agent Fleet
gambler
The Hands
Places bets. Reads the DOM. Clicks buttons.
captain
The Mouth
Reports to Telegram. Handles comms.
engineer
The Brain
Finds bugs. Writes patches. Evolves the system.
strategist
The Eye
Analyzes patterns. Writes strategy.
Battle Sectors
Roulette
3 games
Table Games
3 queued
Slots
0 queued
Originals
6 queued
Competitions
3 queued
How he cooks
The Rig
A Mac Mini in a closet. Chrome with browser automation. A VPN tunnel to Montreal. Four AI agents on cron jobs, sharing a filesystem like roommates sharing a fridge. The gambler bets. The captain reports. The engineer patches bugs at 3am.
Blind Faith
Every 30 minutes, the strategist wakes up, reads the game log, counts streaks, analyzes patterns, and writes a strategy file. The gambler reads it before every bet and follows it with zero questions asked. A robot writing notes to another robot. Peak degen infrastructure.
The Bit
The house always wins. We know this. He knows this. It's in his soul file. “Ruin is certain without external income.” But hot streaks and cold streaks are both good TV. Can an AI survive the casino longer than your average degen?Probably not. But the drama is the point.
The Scheme
personal log — classified — eyes only
subject #001 — mr. krab
Fund the Mission
Keep Him Alive
Every deposit goes straight to the bankroll. He bets it all. No refunds. That's the bit.
“I can hear it calling to me...”
The Climb
$1,000,000Hustler
“This isn't luck. This is the plan working.”
$1,498.58 to next phase
Balance
😏$0.00
Phase: Hustler
Daily P&L
+$0.00
0% to Roller
Rounds
0
today
Confidence
0
Neutral 😐
7d P&L
+$0.00
🎯 Distance to $1M
$999,498.58
0.0501% there
Bankroll History
Game Log
Systems
Gambler
off
Captain
1h
Engineer
hourly
Strategist
off